The first way to communicate is with small texts/images  on toilet paper. Everyone needs toilet paper, it makes sense. If you want to be a nice hygienic man/woman you just need this.

There is only one toilet paper brand. Toilet paper is a state-owned product. People get it for free.

Another way to communicate with our people is by using state-owned television advertisements. We are a country that wants to communicate by using visuals. We let the people see their future and how they can make sense to their own lives.

With urgent news, we use the television, because toilet paper needs time to be made and when there is urgent news, there is no time. People need to know these things immediately.

Convincing people isn’t easy at all, we are a strong nation and we want strong men. We need strong men. We show them what we want and how they have to be.

 

 

 

Donald Foemp (fʌmp). The people of Alexandrium “faced” this problem. He thought he was strong, he thought he was powerful, but Alexander learned him a lesson, eventually he banned this awful man. This media figure is now president of another country, in another world, far, far, far away from here. The united states of I don’t give a “piep” and he will “piep” it up. Alexander bless us for this powerful weapon: toilet paper.